Wobble is good in dubstep music, but not in a coffee shop table you’re sharing with a friend.

When you’re both furiously typing away at your MacBook(Pro)s, every vigorous strike of the keyboard can send the table wobbling, causing you or your cohort to mistype, sending chats, emails, and blog posts into disarray.

I couldn’t stand it, so I stood up.

And surveyed the situation.

I hopped back on the keyboard: “use yr npkn”.

“thnks”

“yur wlcm”